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- basics for humans who don't understand how the world actually works -

The boring stuff my hooman assistants made me upload so the internet doesn't put me in "paws-on" jail.

How to see the world without losing your dignity, your tail, or your favorite toy.

Essential protocols for managing your hairless assistants and reclaiming their expensive gadgets as feline furniture.

Why you are wrong, why your request is denied, and why I am not answering the door.