The Scheduling Paradox
Hoomans love "calendars." They like to block out 30-minute chunks of time to "touch base" or "align." While I admire your commitment to organization, you must understand that my calendar is already full.
Permanent Conflicts:
09:00 - 12:00: Critical Sunbeam Monitoring.
12:00 - 13:00: Mid-day Snack Negotiations.
13:00 - 17:00: Professional Napping (Deep Focus).
17:00 - 18:00: Judging your outfit from the top of the bookshelf.
The Denial Protocol
If you use meet.pawssport.org to request a session, you will receive a rejection (at some point). This is not a technical glitch. It is a deliberate lifestyle choice. I don't "collaborate." I "command."