How to Search This Site (Don't)

The Problem with Questions

Hoomans ask "Why?" a lot. "Why is there a hairball in my shoe?" "Why are you meowing at a closed door?" "Why did you buy a domain name for a cat?"

Search Optimization Tips:

  1. Stop Typing: If you have to type a question into a search bar, you've already lost the battle.

  2. Look in the Mirror: The answer to most of your problems is "Give the cat more treats."

  3. Accept the Silence: If the search bar returns "No results found," it means the information is classified. Or I was chasing a fly when I was supposed to be writing the article.

Vasilica’s Wisdom: True knowledge is knowing that you don't need to know anything as long as the cat is happy.


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