The Policy
Occasionally, a hooman will read an article in the 'Stop Asking Questions' Center and say, "This didn't help me at all!"
The Reality Check:
Wisdom is Subjective: My wisdom is perfect. Your ability to comprehend it is likely compromised by your lack of whiskers.
Technical Support: We do not offer support for "bruised egos" or "unanswered emails."
Finality: Once you have read an article, you cannot "un-read" it. You are now enlightened. You’re welcome.