Terms of Handsome Service (The Disclaimer)

The Agreement

By accessing pawssport.org, you are entering into a binding emotional contract with a cat.

  1. No Refunds: Wisdom is non-refundable. If you didn't like the answer, the problem is likely your human brain, not my feline logic.

  2. Property Rights: According to the "Vasilica Doctrine," any keyboard I sit on becomes my property. Since I am currently "working" through this website, your screen is technically mine.

  3. Accuracy: I am a cat. I do not have a degree in international travel law. I have a degree in catching moths. Please act accordingly.


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