The Logistics of Vocalization
Hoomans mistakenly believe that airplanes are machines for "transportation." In reality, they are giant, pressurized metal tubes designed to amplify a cat’s voice to a captive audience. When you are in a carrier, you have a duty.
The Three-Tiered Performance
The Low Rattle (The Warning): This should begin during taxiing. It informs the pilot that you do not approve of the seat pitch or the lack of window views.
The Mid-Altitude Aria (The Performance): Once the "Fasten Seatbelt" sign turns off, initiate a series of rhythmic, haunting meows. This ensures the passengers in Row 32 are fully aware of your presence.
The 3 AM Soul-Searcher: If it is a red-eye flight, wait until the cabin lights dim. Then, let out a sound that suggests you are seeing into another dimension.
The Result
This is called "Vocal Logistics." By projecting your voice, you ensure that the aircrew remains alert and that your hooman assistant is properly shamed for not booking a private jet.