Diplomatic Immunity & Shedding

Marking Your Territory (Literally)

When crossing borders, you may encounter hoomans in crisp, dark uniforms. These uniforms are a "blank canvas" for your identity.

The Strategy:

  • The Friendly Rub: If a security agent reaches out, rub your flank against their sleeve.

  • The Result: You have now transferred approximately 4,000 strands of black fur to their person.

  • The Logic: You have effectively "claimed" the border agent. Under the Vasilica Doctrine, you cannot be arrested by someone who belongs to you.

Why Black Fur Matters

Black fur on a blue or white uniform is the ultimate "Pawsport" stamp. It is visible, it is persistent, and it reminds everyone who the real Chief of Security is.


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